December 2009
34 posts
16 Years Later, The Power Rangers Retire - power... →
“Last weekend after 700 episodes and 17 seasons, the long-running Power Ranger series came to an end. The karate-miming, putty-patroller-beating group reached massive highs with toy sales and ratings in childrens’ television, and also terrible lows with the tragic and dark crime that involved a past child star.”
Only in Indiana - Vampire King Jonathon Sharkey... →
“I’m so bored I could eat a horse.”
– Facebook | Tyler Wilde
WatchWatch Nic Cage Dress Like Batman, Shoot A Child
I can’t wait to see this!
Gore 2000: Gore as President - An Alternate... →
“”Big day in Washington today. Al Gore became the 43rd president. Very exciting. He has now become the leader of the free world. But it’s nothing like the transformation of Joe Lieberman, who changed not just his job but his species and his sex. Didn’t you hear? He’s the vice president, sure, but he’s also Antonin Scalia’s bitch.” —Jon Stewart, The...
All Batman Wants for Christmas! →
Batman won’t ask for much this Christmas. He won’t even wish for snow….
Buttered Up: Disturbing New Facts About Movie... →
“Ever eat three McDonald’s Quarter Pounders with twelve pats of butter while watching a movie? Well, that’s nutritionally comparable to what you’d find in a medium popcorn and soda combo at the country’s biggest movie theater chain, Regal.”
Excellent! Mr. Burns tops write-ins for NYC mayor →
with 25 votes he beat out the late comedian Rodney Dangerfield, radio host Howard Stern, Mickey Mouse and even Sleeping Beauty.
Why A Comcast/NBC Merger Is Bad News - The... →
3 middleschoolers arrested for " Ginger Attacks" →
Seriously!
The Best Forklift Accidents Caught on Video →
THE BEST TITLE EVER!