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  1. “ [I said to the gorilla,] ‘I love you, Koko.’ And with that she reached out and grabbed me by my balls…Her handler said, ‘Stand very still. She wants you to go to her bedroom.’…Meanwhile, in the adjoining compound a young gorilla who they hoped would mate with Koko was pounding on the door like a jealous husband. There I was, caught in the eternal triangle, with a gorilla holding on to my rapidly shrinking scrotum." William Shatner
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