The MOST entertaining thing I read all day. Keep in mind this is from a video gaming website, here is the last paragraph of the article:

So then we’d have this big climactic battle between dracula-Hitler and this mummy, but since Hitler’s been smoking pot instead of ramping up military production, the German army isn’t up to the challenge and the mummy just schools them all. And then at the end it’s fought Hitler to a standstill, and then just as it’s about to throw him off the roof of his castle, Bormann sneaks up behind it and bonks it on the head with the Ark of the Covenant. And Hitler’s all, “but how did you sneak up so quietly?” And Bormann just points to a pair of sneakers that he’s, like, duct-taped to his feet. And Hitler just chuckles and goes, like, “put ‘er there,” and he shakes Bormann’s massive pincer and you just know that now we’ll have a new era of peace and understanding between draculas and robots. Roll credits.