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I see you’ve come to see them too, have fun!Tumblr (3.0; @zachbeason)http://www.zachbeason.com/<span id="video_player_24119403527">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_24119403527",'http://www.zachbeason.com/video_file/24119403527/tumblr_m0phqrDSSz1qcom3p',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m0phqrDSSz1qcom3p_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m0phqrDSSz1qcom3p_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m0phqrDSSz1qcom3p_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m0phqrDSSz1qcom3p_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m0phqrDSSz1qcom3p_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clstone.tumblr.com/post/24108608849/prude-hoar-dev0ut-t0xify-wolfsupreme" target="_blank">clstone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prude-hoar.tumblr.com/post/24023747724" target="_blank">prude-hoar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dev0ut.tumblr.com/post/24023059046/t0xify-wolfsupreme" target="_blank">dev0ut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://t0xify.tumblr.com/post/19747405069/wolfsupreme-justdowhatyoulovefucktherest" target="_blank">t0xify</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wolfsupreme.tumblr.com/post/19747084318/justdowhatyoulovefucktherest" target="_blank">wolfsupreme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justdowhatyoulovefucktherest.tumblr.com/post/19746925233/angel0fmynightmares-cammcamm-this-is-the" target="_blank">justdowhatyoulovefucktherest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angel0fmynightmares.tumblr.com/post/19745922101/cammcamm-this-is-the-best-video-on-the-entire" target="_blank">angel0fmynightmares</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cammcamm.tumblr.com/post/19745496294/this-is-the-best-video-on-the-entire-internet-omg" target="_blank">cammcamm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is the best video on the entire internet omg </p> </blockquote> <p>this has enlightened my life <3</p> </blockquote> <p>BEST THING EVER</p> </blockquote> <p>OMFG I CANT AHAHAHAHA</p> </blockquote> <p>crying kjdshakjdhaskd</p> </blockquote> <p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG</p> </blockquote> <p>Story of my life omg</p> </blockquote> <p>Kudos for Damien Rice!!</p> </blockquote>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/24119403527http://www.zachbeason.com/post/24119403527Thu, 31 May 2012 00:52:14 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hn5rpWKB1rwei0vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hn5rpWKB1rwei0vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coconotchanel.tumblr.com/post/23617928311/hello-is-it-me-youre-looking-for" target="_blank">coconotchanel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HELLO?!!? is it ME you’re looking for??</p> </blockquote> <p>TINY!</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23682329643http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23682329643Thu, 24 May 2012 11:58:39 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://partyintheusanus.tumblr.com/post/23554535649/have-you-ever-seen-a-shaved-rabbit" target="_blank">partyintheusanus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ftg20UeC1qf2tvp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23586479254http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23586479254Tue, 22 May 2012 19:29:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45ehcmz8J1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Female Gremlin vs Nicki Minaj as heard on <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/lasertimeshow" target="_blank">Laser Time</a></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23211336894http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23211336894Wed, 16 May 2012 20:46:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xcaiOF9P1qzcv7no1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xcaiOF9P1qzcv7no2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anditslove.tumblr.com/post/22955244468" target="_blank">anditslove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oPixXv3xp2A" target="_blank">x</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>Panda Pileup!</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23071226248http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23071226248Mon, 14 May 2012 17:18:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zvwh35wC1qz9bu3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/23022188313/via-condescending-wonka" target="_blank">wilwheaton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p9xt9/" target="_blank">Condescending Wonka</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23025275691http://www.zachbeason.com/post/23025275691Sun, 13 May 2012 22:29:31 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u82ptblJvog?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Hunt for Pikachu (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u82ptblJvog&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">FinalCutKing</a>)</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22790698373http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22790698373Thu, 10 May 2012 12:15:59 -0700“So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.”<br/><br/> - <em><strong>STEPHEN COLBERT, <em>The Colbert Report</em></strong> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">inothernews</a>)</em>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22771367225http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22771367225Thu, 10 May 2012 01:29:55 -0700<p><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4733385/ass%20whip.gif"/></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22620283521http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22620283521Mon, 07 May 2012 17:21:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrne9mkEPQ1qzq4mdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daddyshadenough.tumblr.com/post/21866026211/boredandhungry-pizza-rolls-on-pizza-bagel" target="_blank">daddyshadenough</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boredandhungry.tumblr.com/post/21862819834/pizza-rolls-on-pizza-bagel-bites-on-personal" target="_blank">boredandhungry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.</p> </blockquote> <p>America.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztldzTVaQ1qaxk76.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>what a nice salad</p> </blockquote> <p>what a nice salad</p> <p><em>what a nice salad</em></p> <p><em><strong>WHAT A NICE SALAD….</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>what a nice salad</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>what a nice salad</p> </blockquote> <p>pizzaception</p> </blockquote>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22501046951http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22501046951Sat, 05 May 2012 22:56:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k0gqMvwA1rv8654o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stephsolaris.tumblr.com/post/22446349788/hulk-smash" target="_blank">stephsolaris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hulk smash!!</p> </blockquote>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22468670139http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22468670139Sat, 05 May 2012 13:43:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3im5fxugR1qz8z2ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/22397925897/g-g-the-book" target="_blank">garfieldminusgarfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345513878?ie=UTF8&tag=httpgarfieldm-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0345513878" target="_blank">G-G the book</a><span>.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>yup.</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22407141400http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22407141400Fri, 04 May 2012 15:54:36 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3790fXTtK1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rydonsofthatmagnitude.tumblr.com/post/22127784415/hahahahaahahhahaah" target="_blank">rydonsofthatmagnitude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH</p> </blockquote> <p>too much?</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22174446232http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22174446232Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:00:18 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37qnu4IfI1rrcie9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This horse needs some horseboots.</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22146177535http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22146177535Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:49:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3at16Fv1v1qfve95o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22145533701http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22145533701Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:41:11 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38byfPPLe1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Hobnob Grille</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22035982560http://www.zachbeason.com/post/22035982560Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:11:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30vhfEXIa1qbopwjo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30vhfEXIa1qbopwjo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eyeofthebloodytiger.tumblr.com/post/21800753630" target="_blank">eyeofthebloodytiger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hrlm2tnJ1rtl88ko1_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I love all of this</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/21900466552http://www.zachbeason.com/post/21900466552Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:44:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32pxmkmR61qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5905078/jesus-tap%20dancing-christ-the-greatest-craigslist-car-ad-ever" target="_blank">“Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ” The Greatest Craigslist Car Ad Ever</a>)</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/21837533025http://www.zachbeason.com/post/21837533025Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:27:22 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m326ho7wsj1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Awww yeah girl. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at Salvation Army)</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/21811975249http://www.zachbeason.com/post/21811975249Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:27:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2th4d5jye1qlrxk7o1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2th4d5jye1qlrxk7o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelilacpilgrim.tumblr.com/post/21685587591/bechnokid-saiyan-actually-the-door-in" target="_blank">thelilacpilgrim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bechnokid.tumblr.com/post/21684111625/saiyan-actually-the-door-in-question-is" target="_blank">bechnokid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saiyan.tumblr.com/post/21647959071/actually-the-door-in-question-is-actually" target="_blank">saiyan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtizkDQ91qzaqgf.gif"/></p> <p>Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all!</p> <p>If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtkuyllU1qzaqgf.png"/></p> <p>…that it is actually a door<em> frame</em>!!</p> <p>It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off a piece <a href="http://titanic.gov.ns.ca/artifacts.asp?ID=7" target="_blank">that was actually recovered</a>:</p> <div> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtnxrofs1qzaqgf.png"/></p> <p>This piece isn’t more than 3cm at maximum thickness!</p> <p>In reality, if the panel in the movie was based off the actual panel, </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2xtj2wxQy1qzaqgf.gif"/></p> <p><strong><em>It shouldn’t have held either of them afloat!!</em></strong></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>I.</p> <p>I…</p> <p>Bless this post.</p> </blockquote> <p><span> </span><span id="post_tags_wrapper_21685059243"><span class="tags " id="post_tags_21685059243"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/I-frankly-don%27t-care" target="_blank">#I frankly don’t care</a> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/As-long-as-they-both-die." target="_blank">#As long as they both die.</a></span></span></p> <p><span><span class="tags ">omg. </span></span></p> </blockquote>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/21707578443http://www.zachbeason.com/post/21707578443Tue, 24 Apr 2012 02:23:58 -0700