var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6578691-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} I’m Zach Beason, I put things here and people come look at them. I see you’ve come to see them too, have fun!Tumblr (3.0; @zachbeason)http://www.zachbeason.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzdk47T2311qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Best Princess Zelda Cosplayer in the World</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/452141825http://www.zachbeason.com/post/452141825Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:31:18 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzdk0jveLl1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fat English Bulldog.</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/452139033http://www.zachbeason.com/post/452139033Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:29:07 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ynDabVqKuBY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ynDabVqKuBY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynDabVqKuBY" target="_blank">Lion King Toy Fail</a></p> <p>RAFIKI NOOOOO!!!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/FunnyVideosArchives" target="_blank">FunnyVideosArchives</a>)</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/452112906http://www.zachbeason.com/post/452112906Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:07:38 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzbw1bTN7l1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://failblog.org/2010/03/13/conan-fan-win/" target="_blank"> Conan Fan Win</a></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/450045136http://www.zachbeason.com/post/450045136Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:53:35 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzbpoppBF41qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.nerdcore.de/wp/2010/03/14/untitled-18/" target="_blank"> BADASS-</a></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/449863171http://www.zachbeason.com/post/449863171Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:36:24 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4g0hO64x1qzt7aao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>A Venn Diagram</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/441241679http://www.zachbeason.com/post/441241679Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:24:17 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz334roElm1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GIANT BABY!</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/439560656http://www.zachbeason.com/post/439560656Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:48:26 -0500<a href="http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/03/09/rock-band-to-release-cartmans-poker-face/">Rock Band to Release Eric Cartman's "Poker Face"</a>: <p><img height="420" width="420" src="http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/files/2010/03/PokerFaceAlbumCover03.jpg"/></p> <p><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:southparkstudios.com:254171" width="480" height="400" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" flashvars="autoPlay=false&dist=ccinsider.comedycentral.com&orig=" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all"></embed></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/439028740http://www.zachbeason.com/post/439028740Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:13:13 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2kf0Yhnr1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Talk about a regretful morning.</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/439017005http://www.zachbeason.com/post/439017005Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:04:12 -0500<a href="http://io9.com/5489251/project-of-the-day-embroider-your-own-seti-scarf">Project Of The Day: Embroider Your Own SETI Scarf</a>: <p><img height="333" width="500" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/03/500x_seti.jpg"/></p> <p>“<span>When you’re cruising with this scarf, everyone will know that your DNA is double-helixed, you come from the third planet from the Sun, and your DNA is made of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, and phosphorus. You’re basically broadcasting to potential mates, “Hey babe, I’m 100% terrestrial. Let’s do a little something extra.”“</span></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/438878966http://www.zachbeason.com/post/438878966Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:10:21 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0mn7WWII1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> <h3>James Cameron Congratulates Kathryn Bigelow (his ex-wife)</h3> </span></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/436780796http://www.zachbeason.com/post/436780796Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:57:05 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0i8nh48a1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How to have a good time wile driving.</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/436672693http://www.zachbeason.com/post/436672693Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:21:59 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0hr7cZIp1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Social Networks as People</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/436661803http://www.zachbeason.com/post/436661803Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:11:30 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1SqBdS0XkV4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1SqBdS0XkV4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SqBdS0XkV4" target="_blank">Baby bunny eats a tiny flower, washes its face</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/MaryCummins" target="_blank">MaryCummins</a>)</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/434381212http://www.zachbeason.com/post/434381212Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:32:43 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mqJozWY8eII&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mqJozWY8eII&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The First Successful Backflip of a Monster Truck!</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/432075365http://www.zachbeason.com/post/432075365Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:09:41 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kywkh2AlyV1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No, I will NOT go out with you!</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/432013247http://www.zachbeason.com/post/432013247Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:19:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytc9qLyxl1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Aaaand Away We Go!</p> <p>via <a href="http://i.imgur.com/Uck99.jpg" target="_blank">i.imgur.com</a></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/428330510http://www.zachbeason.com/post/428330510Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:29:49 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyt859LaDU1qzt7aao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lifehacker.com/5486032/remains-of-the-day-why-drm-doesnt-work-edition" target="_blank">Why DRM Doesn’t Work - Lifehacker</a></p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/428222171http://www.zachbeason.com/post/428222171Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:00:45 -0500<a href="http://consumerist.com/2010/03/indiana-prosecutor-wants-r-rated-movies-out-of-redbox-kiosks.html">Evansville Indiana Prosecutor Wants PG, PG-13, And R-Rated Movies Out Of Redbox Kiosks</a>: <p>Apparently the fact that you need either a credit card or a debit card to rent from these machines isn’t enough of a deterrent to children.</p> <p>“In Vanderburgh County, one letter — addressed to the general manager of a Schnuck’s grocery store and dated Jan. 27 — cites an Indiana law prohibiting dissemination of matter harmful to minors, a Class D felony. It says that category might include adult-rated videos in that store’s MovieCube kiosk, a Redbox competitor.</p> <p>“We suggest that the machine or machines dispensing these materials at your location no longer provide access to videos, movies, games” and other material that are unrated or have ratings of R or even PG, the letter says.”</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/428212337http://www.zachbeason.com/post/428212337Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:52:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kysrgkJVl51qzt7aao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Paw Placement of Cats When Walking on a Bed With a Sleeping Male Human.</p>http://www.zachbeason.com/post/427858272http://www.zachbeason.com/post/427858272Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:00:20 -0500